What NOT to do tonight

Don't go buy Trent Lott's book. Don't even grace him with your presence, unless you're bringing a herd of cats for him to demonstrate his skills at Davis-Kidd. Tee-hee-hee. Don't return all the batteries you bought because the MSM told you a huge storm was coming thisaway today. You just never know when you'll need them again; tornado season is just around the corner. Don't forget salsa lessons at Tuesdays on the Terrace at the Botanic Garden. Just kidding! It's $30 and you can wait til the weekend and get free lessons at the High Point Pinch. So, don't go out at all tonight, I guess. And don't laugh when you see these pics of Brad Pitt naked (I did).