All Apologies

Yes, I was that girl at the club last night mooning over a handsome young man. However I did not---repeat did not!---smooch him waiting in line for the back bathrooms. Okay, maybe I did but just for a second. I hate those smoochy people and apologize for grossing any of you out as I have been grossed out so many times by others. Or maybe this was my sweet revenge for all those other times.