Aries (Mar. 21-Apr. 19) That Werner Herzog is some character. He's so determined and crabby, like a European Fred Sanford. You'll be just as ambitious this week, hauling boats up mountains and trying valiantly to bed that unapproachable neighbor. Unfortunately, this demeanor begets a foul attitude when things don't work out. Coast on people's misinterpretation of your sourpuss megalomania as genius.
I'm not sure they've really got me pegged, but I usually like Nerve.com's take on the horoscope. It's way better than the Memphis Flyer's---which incidentally had this awful karaoke of "Walking in Memphis"---a song I already hated, but shall now do so more emphatically.