"Crooked Teeth" is stuck in my head

So I just got back from the basketball game a while ago---we won, of course---and I saw some of the weirdest halftime sh!t ever. First of all they had the winners of the Worst Dressed Dance Team 2005 award (if there were such a thing, they'd have won it). Then they had the Elite Special Tigers, which was---you guessed it!---mentally handicapped grade-schoolers doing cheers (well, sort of doing them) in front of thousands of people. It was painful to watch---all of it. They need more stuff to do than go pee & buy a beer at halftime. I have to have more reasons to get out of my seat & wander around aimlessly. I need a destination or I might get lost in the FedEx Forum, too.