Ego Scribo, Ergo Sum

So many bloggers have the 'why-do-i-blog?' post that it's really become quite boring. Most of them bored me from the start, in fact. I'd like to see some 'why-other-people-don't-blog' entries for a change. Let's see what's wrong with them that they haven't jumped on our bandwagon. How do you know it really happened if it's just in your head? I blog therefore I am.