Saturday, December 18
Thank goodness I live in Memphis!
These are some reasons why: first, we don't have a magazine called Memphis Hottie. Richard Marx is in Nashville. Our 2nd graders carry knives, not guns. We may have killer daycares, but it's more sophisticated than the Phoenix form. Homes are relatively affordable in Memphis. If you are homeless, we don't put you in the trash -- in fact, you hang out in bars with us! We have sex here.
Posted by Memphis Chix at 4:38 PM