I can hear 'em talkin'. . .

. . .but that's about it. There was a story in the Memphis daily paper that says they're proposing adding 12" bike lanes to North Pky. (I'd link to it, but you have to subscribe & it's just not worth all the trouble). So maybe I'll get a bike if that day ever comes. . . yah, riiiiiight. In a related story, The Onion gets to the heart of the mass transit matter. Is this too real to be humorous? I know you never follow links, Jam Master J, but you'd appreciate this one. Trust me.