In the news in the UK

Newman from Seinfeld comes to life! And didn't some women try to prove they would make great astronauts decades ago, but were denied by (whom but. . . ) men leading NASA at the time? Failed criminals. This is like something I'd do if I tried to rob a store. My hero is looking pretty decrepit! Maybe he needs Botox! Maybe not. . . . Business as usual for the lads of the big island. No more business as usual for this lady! Car wreck saved her life!