Entirely Subjective Summer Movie Reviews

Here are my rankings for movies I've seen this summer: groaningly bad: Catwoman (absolute worst), Alien v. Predator, Spiderman 2, Paparazzi, Exorcist suspected of being too bad to be dragged to: Open Water, Resident Evil 2 not too painful: I Robot, Troy (should have been called 'inspired by Homer's Iliad') coincidentally neither an original plot. . . actually v. good: Man on Fire, Maria Full of Grace, Suspect Zero great: Napoleon Dynamite, Dodgeball can't wait much longer to see: Shaun of the Dead