Can you believe vanity has sunk so low?

Teenagers now think: 1. Oral sex isn't sex per se; and 2. Oral sex is safe non-sex. I am so glad not to be a teenager today. We are seriously overmedicating ourselves without enough information. I am greatly concerned, as England was my fallback country if the US ever got to militant. Now I'll have to learn another language or get used to the cold in our norther neighbor. Though that's probably not far enough away. . . . and. . . Sphincter bleaching. Two words that should never appear next to one another, ever. Ick!