Tuesday, January 4

Got to get me sum o'them bracelets

Have you heard the sex bracelet thing? Okay, maybe I am over a year behind with this thing, but. . . you must admit it's still funny! My first question is not if it's true that middle-schoolers are giving sexual favors if someone damages their cheap-but-overpriced pseudo-Eighties jelly bracelets. My first question is rather, who cares? Seriously. If twelve-year-olds are having sex, even if it's with R. Kelly, I don't really want to know about it. There's no way I'd have f*cked anyone in my 8th grade, and I can't imagine anyone else's school (then or now) being much different. Most of them aren't even using deoderant every day, for chrissakes.

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