Sunday, July 31
Tuesday, July 26
You Are The Sunshine Of My Life That's Why I'll Always Stay Around You Are The Apple Of My Eye Forever You'll Stay In My Heart
I Feel Like This Is The Beginning Though I've Loved You For A Million Years And If I Thought Our Love Was Ending I'd Find Myself Drowning In My Own Tears
You Must Have Known That I Was Lonely Because You Came To My Rescue And I Know That This Must Be Heaven How Could So Much Love Be Inside Of Youby Stevie Wonder
Monday, July 25
Saturday, July 23
- You can't do certain things for about 3 months out of the year without getting heatstroke or risking sun poisoning. Like mow your lawn, even after the sun has gone behind the trees (I just tried that this evening). Or golfing (a friend tried that this week). Or go to the Hi-Tone when anyone else is there (tried that last month). I'm sure there are other examples, but my point is all you can do is lay about in a pool sipping lemonade from June to September.
- The casinos are close enough to suck tourist traffic and cheesy rock shows out, but not close enough to make real crossover for gamblers into the city a viable option. It's a cash drain, and I don't like to gamble, so it's a lose-lose for me.
- Uninsured motorists. And having my license plate clipped, in effect stolen, last weekend.
- The politics of non-profits and government here. It's too mired in years of mutual back-scratching and historic corruption. We need to consolidate, throw everybody out, and start over. Now.
Friday, July 22
Thursday, July 21
Tuesday, July 19
Monday, July 18
Sunday, July 17
NBC's Will & Grace, which despite declining ratings scored nods for all of its stars (save Debra Messing)....Good. maybe now we won't have to hear about how Debra Messing is the next Lucy Ball. She's just a redhead, not a trailblazer like Lucy. And apparently Eva Longoria was the only woman in the cast of Desperate Housewives skipped over, as well. Serves her right for relying on nothing but a giant head atop a teeny body and a character full of sexist, racist stereotypes to get famous. So really, my only complaint is Jennifer Garner's nomination. Give me the intense training & makeup artists she's had in Alias and I'd do just as well as she has. Maybe better. Nooo, I'm not just jealous of her man. I hated her before she stole my make-believe boyfriend, when she was just a no-talent-havin' talking head.
Friday, July 15
Thursday, July 14
Wednesday, July 13
Boil 6-8 chicken breasts in water with garlic powder & meat tenderizer until done. When they've cooled, shred them to an almost powdery consistency in your Cuisinart (or any food processor). Dump it all into a bowl, adding more garlic powder, Mrs. Dash original seasoning, celery seed/salt, and S&P to taste. Actually, wait to taste it until you've added enough mayo to make it creamy. Not too much or it makes a gross sound when you squish it with a fork (and then you won't want to eat it). Add diced onions, celery, pecans, walnuts, and grapes if you want.I highly recommend you try it today. If you like it, I have a recipe for super curried chicken salad that's yummy, too. *Note: Don't make the mistake of thinking Miracle Whip is the same as mayonaise, if you're Southern. Trust me. It's salad dressing, and while that's fine for some things---like devilled eggs---it just isn't the same in chicken salad.
Monday, July 11
Thursday, July 7
p.s. to Kizzle: I checked & the post did say flying, but meant as in speedy---not airplanes. You were right, I was wrong, yadda yadda yadda....